foodtrucker:

i get so mad when people younger than me have a cooler life than i do

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

I once dated a writer and 

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

austincarl1le:

d3nniss:

niick4:

skinny-depression:

wow this is scary as fuck

i actually love this

Deep

I had to translate this in latin &it’s always one of my favorites

lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

incision:

It’s funny how the smallest things can carry the most wisdom